I have been connected for days. The boinc manager shows boatloads of work, website says I do not exist. I try to register yet website says I already exist. Need help or i'll find another project.

BOINCstats IS NOT a project. BOINCstats is web site that aggregates the statistical data (points, etc) of the various BOINC projects into various tables, graph, etc.
Therefore, NO WORK will be sent to your BOINC program from this site.

Please have a look at the FAQ page: https://www.boincstats.com/page/faq for a better understanding of this web site.

I never said boincstats was a project. Never said work would be sent to my boinc. Please put down the bong and slowly back up.
You obviously did not read my post.

What are the projects you have work for?

In the course of about a week, chsmurphy has clocked up around 3million credits in both amicable and gpugrid. I believe it's looking for worldwide recognition. Boincstats doesn't need to waste time on such a narcissus.